Friday, January 30, 2009

Someone please take this job with me



I think this is the only answer as to what I can do with my life right now.

CARNIVAL HELP WANTED

Reply to: receptionist@strates.com [?]
Date: 2009-01-28, 3:30PM EST


Now accepting applications for ride operators, ticket sellers and general laborers to travel with James E. Strates Shows, one of America's leading carnival midway providers. Ride positions include setup, operation and teardown of carnival rides and equipment. General laborers needed for lot cleanup and general maintenance. Positions available IMMEDIATELY. Will train. Must be 18 or older and able to travel. Drug screening and background check.

Apply in person and please be prompt:
Thursday, January 29 and Friday, January 30 at 2:00 p.m.
Monday, February 2 - Friday, February 6 at 8:00 a.m.

Strates Shows, Inc.
10600 Orange Avenue (just south of Taft-Vineland Road)
Orlando, FL 32824

Visit us at www.strates.com (click on flag titled "employment") for further information.

Strates is the only Carnival that travels by train in the United States.

As for animal cruelty, the websites says that "animals are rare" and that the carnival is ride-centric. I am going to see if I can join this after my lease is up. What if I did that? I want to do that, but not alone.

Friday, January 23, 2009

I pulled my knife out on a bunch of rednecks tonight

vinyl purchases:






as soon as I steal more money from work:




I want to be so crazy I don't know it; you don't know it

Friday, January 16, 2009

Saturday, January 3, 2009

I want to be like Su Tissue



I want a Twin Peaks tattoo. Why don't I ever clean my room all the way?